Sweet Nothings

Apparently not all men know the phrase "sweet nothings". While searching for an acceptable answer to the question..."what are sweet nothings" for my dear, dear Stephen I found this. So ladies if your man just doesn't understand romance, poetry or sweet nothings you can order this cd to fill the romantic void. Just click on the link to hear a sultry Scottish* accent telling you all the things you long to hear.

*At times may resemble that of Shrek, just try to picture Mel Gibson instead of the big green ogre.

I am...You are...

Thanks Jennifer for the interesting link. What would we do without quizzes to define ourselves?

Meredith Culberson -- [adjective]: Visually addictive 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

10 ways to freak out the boyfriend...

X. Give him a dirty look in jest when he thinks you are being serious.
IX. Wear less pink than he does.
VIII. Threaten him with castration
VII. Say you want 14 children.
VI. Tell him you tell your mother everything...
V. Tell him you want a big diamond.
IV. Eat off his plate.
III. Tell him you bought a big diamond for him.
II. Tell him your pregnant... when you haven't slept together...

And, coming in at number one....

I. Caber-tossed!

Bubbles

Someone I used to date got engaged. I've been trying to congratulate this person, but they won't acknowledge my effort. Why is it the people we want to be happy for stomp all over our well wishes? I think I'm going to let the bubbles in my bath wash my disappointment in him away.