X. Give him a dirty look in jest when he thinks you are being serious.
IX. Wear less pink than he does.
VIII. Threaten him with castration
VII. Say you want 14 children.
VI. Tell him you tell your mother everything...
V. Tell him you want a big diamond.
IV. Eat off his plate.
III. Tell him you bought a big diamond for him.
II. Tell him your pregnant... when you haven't slept together...
And, coming in at number one....